Sunday 30 December 2012

Tony Greig - Part 1

Tony Greig was my cricketing hero. He is my cricketing hero. Will always be my cricketing hero.

  • First up. He was Captain of Sussex County Cricket Club. My team. Tony's team. Our team! 
  • Second up. He was Captain of England. My Country. Tony's team. An average team.
  • Third Up. He was the man who not only loved cricket but also recognised and was prepared to fight for the rights of working cricketers. (ok, ok, maybe not all cricketers. But...)
I first saw Tony Greig at Hove, cracking a belligerent fifty against a dull Northants/Notts/Warwicks... who cared attack. He was IMPERIOUS. Gray Nicholls. High Stance. High back lift. SMASH! BIFF! THUMP! RUNS GALORE!

With Greigy, alongside the mighty John Snow, I was hooked. How lucky was I? My County had the two best players in the World! And the most inspirational Captain too...


Monday 3 December 2012

Farewell Punter

You may have been an easy target for the Jardine Report over the last few years, you may have spent too much time spitting on your hands, chewing your gum, complaining to umpires and losing Test series to England.

But now you have decided to retire from Test cricket we rise as one to salute you. No harsh one-liners or snide little digs, simply - Respect!

Well played Mr Ponting!

Jardine Verdict: Well as we asked after Straussy went, who next? Sachin?

Friday 30 November 2012

So, what do I know?

England's transformation from the bedraggled mob that trudged from the field after the first test to the swashbuckling XI that won the second test by 10 wickets may not signify a complete change in fortunes for the touring team but certainly represents a dramatic step forward.


England ruthlessly completed a memorable 10-wicket victory over India in the second Test in Mumbai to level the four-match series. Monty Panesar and Graeme Swann shared the last three India second-innings wickets in 45 minutes on the fourth morning to bowl the hosts out for 142.
England openers Alastair Cook and Nick Compton then knocked off a target of 57 with ease before lunch.

It is only England's second Test win in India in 14 matches since 1985.

England's spectacular all-round performance was the perfect antidote to their meek showing in the first Test and ignites the series with two matches to play.

The recalled Panesar made a mockery of the decision to leave him out in Ahmedabad with a Test-best 11 wickets in the match as 19 of the 20 India wickets fell to spin, while Cook and Kevin Pietersen scored brilliant hundreds to secure a crucial first-innings lead of 86.

Man of the match Pietersen's assault on the India bowling on his way to 186 on Sunday afternoon was particularly important, demoralising the hosts and filling England with confidence.
Panesar and Swann, who outbowled India's three spinners throughout, followed up with seven wickets on the third evening to ensure it was always likely to be a matter of when, rather than if, England would finish the job on Monday.

Leading by 31 with only three wickets in hand, India took 10 off the first over of the day but Harbhajan Singh fell in the next when he gloved Swann to Jonathan Trott at slip.
Zaheer Khan top-edged a slog-sweep and was easily taken by Matt Prior to give Panesar figures of 6-81, before opener Gautam Gambhir was trapped lbw for 65 by Swann, who finished with 4-43 - and 8-113 in the match.

Fears of a scenario reminiscent of Abu Dhabi in January when England collapsed to 72 all out chasing a modest 145 to beat Pakistan were quickly dispelled as Cook and Compton set about their 
task with relish.

Compton, playing his second Test, cracked four fours and a six in making 30 not out from 28 balls and Cook posted an unbeaten 18 as the tourists cantered home.
England's first win in six Tests leaves the series tantalisingly poised going into the third match in Kolkata starting on 5 December, with the finale in Nagpur to follow.
England have not won a series in India since David Gower's side came from behind to seal a 2-1 triumph in 1985.

Monday 19 November 2012

The bleedin' obvious

Watching England these days seems to be a sadly very predictable affair.

Quick bowlers strut to the crease for the first over or so, only to be smashed as far as their pop gun half volleys and long hops allow. Swanny bowls diligently but isn't backed up in the field and part-time spinners get tonked all over the shop. The opposition only succumb by exhausting themselves on a seemingly flat track.

England then turn the self same pitch into a snarling spitting greentop only Cook +1 other  (this time Prior) manage to show anything like a professional & committed approach. Batsmen come and go, weighed down by numerous advertising logos on their bats and even bigger egos.

England then set opposition a paltry final innings target which the opposition polish off in a matter of seconds.

Quite frankly. It is not good enough. In the old days it would have been brushed off, ignored and quickly forgotten. These days it must be addressed immediately, changes made and never repeated!

Tuesday 30 October 2012

At last Compton returns...

Dennis Compton (aka The Brylcreem Boy) is poised to make a shock return to the England team on their first tour match of India against India 'A'. 

Compton  (born 23 May 1918 in Hendon, Middlesex – 23 April 1997 in Windsor, Berkshire)  played in 78 tests for England, county cricket for Middlesex and also played football for Arsenal (but nobody should hold that against him). England's decision to call up a deceased player (for only the second time in Test match history - see W.J.K. Wilberforce v Australia 1941) will be greeted with disbelief and derision in some places. However, England coach Andy Flower obviously believes he can still do a job at the top of the order.

(Note to sub-editor: Please check the veracity of this statement before doing anything foolish like posting it on the blog. I mean I know we haven't been that busy recently but we can't just publish any old nonsense) Also best to check the Wilberforce statement as I don't recall the "secret" wartime tests being accorded official Test status. Actually that would make a good article, I'll suggest it to The Ed.

Wednesday 29 August 2012

Andrew Strauss - One of the best!

I suppose we could see it coming but thank heavens he walked before he was pushed. Andrew Strauss's decision to retire from all forms of professional cricket is completely understandable, well timed and at the same time will leave vast numbers of England supporters muttering into their pints about what happens next.

Was that it? Has the golden age of English cricket gone before we really had a chance to enjoy it? Will Straussy (for that is how he was and shall always be known by the often tipsy legions of The Barmy Army) heading off into the sunset and full membership at Sunningdale herald another few fallow years or will Alastair Cook be able to reignite the spirit of the England team which has struggled to really cope with being world number 1?

That is all for the future. Tonight, as I reflect on his 100 caps, Ashes winning captaincy and that number one slot, the overriding feeling is that an England team with Strauss in always had a far more look and feel than one without him. On his day his batting could combine aggression, no little flair and tenacity. His was a prized wicket. When the opposition managed to dislodge him, there was a veritable spring in their step and England always looked more vulnerable.

I'll leave it to the others to pore over his average and his stats, the Pietersen debacle, his batting form over the last 18 months and his occasional tactical inflexibility. Instead, we should praise his numerous gutsy innings, his determination to succeed and his commitment to the Andy Flower plan for world domination. Of course, he was fortunate to have a great bowling attack to tear teams apart and Messrs Cook, Bell, Trott & KP to pummel their bowling into submission but all captains need that.

The reality is that he lead his team and he lead them very well and for that alone we should raise a glass to that rare beast, a successful away Ashes winning England captain!


Andy Franks

Blimey, they are all at it...

Strauss, Laxman and now Dravid...

Whoever next. Ponting?